Come Hither

If the goal is the orgasm of soccer, as Eduardo Galeano suggests, then hockey, with its many similarities to the beautiful game, has about four times as many orgasms per contest. Yet the "He shoots, HE SCOOOOOOORES…!" of the (American) NHL play-by-play announcer is at least as protracted in length and intensity as the "GOOOOOOOOOOOL…!" of his Latin American counterpart. One would assume if you were coming more frequently that each individual orgasm would be less of a big deal.


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